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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
  • dog: every snack you make
  • dog: every meal you bake
  • dog: every bite you take
  • dog: i'll be watching you

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